The greatest gift I ever had came from God; I called him Dad!

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Kentucky Driver Trainer Association

Summer Conference was held on July 9 - 10 at the Galt House in Louisville KY. 

The conference was attended by 400 enthused members and associate partners.

The Winner of TV given by KDTA

Sue Campbell

Inspirational Thought of the Month

Army  --  Navy  --  Maine's  -- Air Force  --  Coast Guard

God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.

DAILY QUOTES / INSPIRATIONS / NOTICES

:-))

Realy Happy Smiley 

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood.

When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the morning light, for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food, and the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies with yourself.

--Chief Tecumseh

Two young men applied for the same position.  They has the same qualification.  In order to determine which to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test.  Both men missed only of the questions.  The manager said to the first applicant.  "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."  But why?  We both got 9 questions correct, " asked the rejected applicant. "We have based our decision not on the correct answers but on the question you missed."  said the manager.  "You fellow applicant put down for question #5 "I don't know the answer."  And you put down, "Neither do I."

THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!
 

:-D

laughing smiley

It's never too late to start doing what is right.


-Charles Swindoll      

  
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6 What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7.. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
 

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The safest rule

No ifs or buts

Just drive

Like ever one else

is nuts

**Burma-Shave**

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Don't stick your elbow

Out to far

Or it may

Go home

In another car

**Burma Shave**

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Why is it

When you

Try to pass

The guy in front

Goes twice as fast

**Burma-Shave**

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Don't

Try passing

On a slope

Unless you have

A periscope

** Burma Shave**

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Violets are blue

Roses are pink

On graves

Of those

Who drive and drink

Burma-Shave

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If hugging on highways

Is your sport

Trade in your car

For a davenport

**Burma Shave**

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Don't leave safety

To mere chance

That's why

Belts are

Sold with pants

** BURMA - SHAVE **

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TRAIN APPROACHING

WHISTLE SQUEALING

PAUSE

AVOID THAT

RUNDOWN FEELING

BURMA-SHAVE

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IN SCHOOL ZONE

TAKE IT SLOW

LET THE LITTLE

SHAVERS GROW

Burma-Shave

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BETTER TRY

LESS SPEED PER MILE

THAT CAR

MAY HAVE TO

LAST A WHILE

Burma - Shave

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Henry VIII

Sure had trouble

Short term wives

Long term stubble

**Burma Shave**

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.

--Thomas A. Edison

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.

--Ruth E. Renkel

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

--Albert Schweitzer