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If you find spelling mistakes please refer to bottom of page
Laugh of the Week
A woman says to her friend, "I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men."
"Tell me about it!" the other woman replies.
"I went golfing with my husband once, and he told me I asked too many questions."
"What did you ask him?"
"Legitimate questions, like why he hit the ball into the lake."
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Quote
of the Week
Ralph Waldo Emerson
--Anonymous
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Daily Christian Wisdom
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Where there is great love there are always miracles.
Willa Cather
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Men try to fix problems with duct tape. God did it with nails.
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Today's Quote
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I learned...to just release and let go, and not think too much about it. In other words, open up your heart, open up your soul, open up my spirit, and let God use you, as opposed to trying to control it with my head and with my heart. |
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Inspirational Thought of the Month
Army -- Navy -- Maine's -- Air Force -- Coast Guard
God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.
Prayer for Fallen Soldiers
Dear Lord
Jesus and Mary, Mother of God,
Hold all these brave souls in the palm of your hand, comfort them and their
families.
Send angels of protection, love, and comfort to all the service men and women
still at war,
bring them home safely and comfort their families.
We ask all our prayers in Jesus' name. Amen.
Beliefnet member maury1
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Subject: Can you read this?
Supposedly, olny srmat poelpe can.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Ill try better
Dave
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